YOU KNOW THINGS ARE GETTING PRETTY SERIOUS WHEN YOUR BANDZ HAVE A SPANISH NICKNAME;)
LIGHEST RESISTANCE
PAPI SMRFI WAS MADE FOR THE WINNERS, THE ONES WHO STRIVE TO ACHEIVE SELF-LOVE. SELF LOVE IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT AT TIMES LIKE THESE, AND WITH THE PAPI SMRFI BANDZ, YOU ARE SYMBOLIZING TO THE WORLD THAT YOU ARE PARTAKING IN SELF-LOVE AND CARE AND ENCOURAGING OTHERS TO JOIN THE JOURNEY.
ALL ASSBANDZ ARE:
- Non-rolling
- We know how frustrating it is when your in the zone and the band keeps rolling up - Ass Bandz stay in place
- Non-slip
- The inside of the band is high quality material so you can assure there's no pulling and no slipping. It fits just right.
- Non-pulling
- Bandz are not supposed to rip off body hair. ASS BANDZ is made so even a gorilla can enjoy the bands use pain free.
- MATERIAL IS VEGAN AND CRUELTY FREE
- We love animals -& surprisingly a lot of other companies don't. We don't want them suffering for our workouts.
- THICK
- Thick booties are made with thick bands. Period.
- Valuable
- Our bands logo is not screen printed. ASS BANDZ is woven in, meaning it is not coming off or making a mess.
- No other band on the market has this.
- WE CARE.
- We put a lot of time into these bandz to make sure they give you the quality that you deserve, so you can get in and out of your workouts with no interruptions.
WHAT YOU GET:
- Each order includes 1 band & 1 Signature Assbandz carry-all bag
ALL ORDERS ARE FINAL SALE. NO RETURNS & REFUNDS.
PAPI SMRFI
WE CANNOT GUARENTEE THE BANDZ WILL BE THE EXACT SAME LENGTH. OUR LOGO IS WOVEN INTO THE BANDZ BY HAND, MEANING SOMETIMES MORE MATERIAL IS USED DEPENDING ON MAKER. IF THIS IS AN ISSUE, PLEASE NOTE IN YOUR ORDER YOU WANT BANDZ TO BE AS CLOSE IN SIZE AS POSSIBLE. ON THE OTHER HAND, WE CAN GUARENTEE ALL OUR BANDZ ARE THICK AND HEAVY, BUT WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO EXACT LENGTH, THERE MAY BE VARIATION.
NO RETURNS, NO EXCHANGES, AND NO REFUNDS. ALL ORDERS ARE FINAL SALE.
